how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
What have I done?
Face references from danshi koukousei no nichijou, dancing samurai, gto, toradora and barakamon.
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
I don’t remember being this excited about pigeons but I can believe it happened
i get so stressed out watching my parents use a computer
WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!
I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..
SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT
It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that
"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure he means he isn’t homosexual. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien. That was a very big mistake on your part.
My ugly flower crown turns stupid cute when placed on a pup
This dog is more attractive than me
when i die i want my body to be shot into orbit while this song plays