lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

lo-renishii:

raptorific:

Okay well obviously one of us is going to have to go home and change

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.
Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.
But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.

Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.

But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks (8-bit Cover)
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communistbakery:

Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks (8-bit Cover)

trostjean:

Well, even after he found out I was a guy, he stilltook care of jerks for me...

trostjean:

Well, even after he found out I was a guy, he still
took care of jerks for me...

jjnuzz:

nash-grier:

Kawaii desu desu gomen nnyyaaa!

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jacobtrueman:

danieljlayton:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is the best joke. Like this a really fucking brilliant joke.

This is truly phenomenal.

jacobtrueman:

danieljlayton:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

This is the best joke. Like this a really fucking brilliant joke.

This is truly phenomenal.

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in