caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

iinanyan:

What have I done?

Face references from danshi koukousei no nichijou, dancing samurai, gto, toradora and barakamon.

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

"she’s my best friend

suutsu-supiazu:

I don’t remember being this excited about pigeons but I can believe it happened

suutsu-supiazu:

I don’t remember being this excited about pigeons but I can believe it happened

mermaidchan05:

Best. Line. 

gerwoman:

i get so stressed out watching my parents use a computer

faerieeglow:


WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!

FUCKING CHRIST

faerieeglow:

WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!

FUCKING CHRIST

memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

erenjaegrrr:

squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

frillaei:

My ugly flower crown turns stupid cute when placed on a pup

This dog is more attractive than me

fivetail:

yonkobe:

The context makes it even better. She’s trying to get back her gay porn.

fivetail:

yonkobe:

The context makes it even better. She’s trying to get back her gay porn.

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baptisms:

when i die i want my body to be shot into orbit while this song plays